Do you think I should become a muslim for my girlfriend?

My girlfriend is a muslim and won't kiss me for a whole day after I eat bacon. I am dead serious, I was also like WTF the first time. Now I eat it just to antagonize her, even though it is the greatest stuff ever. She also has a fast for 30 days or something and she can't kiss me or anything during that period. She is so serious about me as well, but I would have to convert to muslimism. I dont think I can wear dresses, give up bacon, grow a beard, wear a silly hat, pray 5 times a day to mohammed or whatever. I really like her, she bangs pretty good. But this muslimism is making me resent her. What should I do?